Twelve Days Of Central Bankers Christmas

This is a fun festive Christmas Guest post from Andrew Derbyshire:
On The Twelve Days Of Christmas My Central Banker sent to me:
Twelve Non Farm Payrolls
Eleven Market Gurus 
Ten All Time Highs 
Nine Rounds Of Printing 
Eight Analyst Upgrades  
Seven Faulty Samsung Phones
Six Twitter Takeover Rumors
Fiiive Gold-en Crosses
Four OPEC Meetings
Three Wells Fargo Lawsuits
Two Separate e-mail accounts
One EU Referendum 
…And a Zero Rate Policy….