10 Solutions for the Crisis in Greece

10 Solutions for the Crisis in Greece
10 Solutions for the Crisis in Greece
Edward Dalmulder
  1. They sue Brad Pitt for unreceived royalties for his part in the movie, “Troy”.
  2. They sue Michigan State for the use of “Spartans”, and USC for calling themselves the “Trojans”.
  3. They sue the creators of the movie “300”, despite the fact that it was all computer generated.
  4. They sell the Parthenon.
  5. They sue all democratic countries for infringing on their copyrights on democracy.
  6. They introduce capitalism into the Greek socialist system.
  7. Disney buys them and creates Disney: Ancient Greece as a family friendly, amusement park.
  8. Tesla buys them and turns Greece into a test track for their prototype cars.
  9. Apple buys them and turns them into a solar plant for their new green iPhone.
  10. Greece loads up on credit default swaps on Greek bonds… then they default.