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- They sue Brad Pitt for unreceived royalties for his part in the movie, “Troy”.
- They sue Michigan State for the use of “Spartans”, and USC for calling themselves the “Trojans”.
- They sue the creators of the movie “300”, despite the fact that it was all computer generated.
- They sell the Parthenon.
- They sue all democratic countries for infringing on their copyrights on democracy.
- They introduce capitalism into the Greek socialist system.
- Disney buys them and creates Disney: Ancient Greece as a family friendly, amusement park.
- Tesla buys them and turns Greece into a test track for their prototype cars.
- Apple buys them and turns them into a solar plant for their new green iPhone.
- Greece loads up on credit default swaps on Greek bonds… then they default.